Sunday, May 29th, 2016

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Outlandish Real Estate Signs (Hard to Believe)

Happy Labor Day!

So here we are with the family ramping up for an afternoon of flipping houses steaks on the back porch.

But before I head that way, I thought I’d pass along a bit of industry wit to anyone who might be in front of their computer today.

Disclaimer: These were passed along to me.  As far as I know they’re authentic.   And I’d love to hear which is your favorite with a comment at the bottom of the post…

Targeted marketing (for cats) …

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Transparency in advertising?

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Market timing can be everything sometimes…

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You know, there are times when you should
REALLY
consider changing your name…

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And ditto the above…

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Wow…really?  I mean…REALLY?

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Wat moor can I say?

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So, are these “rooms” intended for “people”?

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Wow. Your guess is as good as mine…

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So if the shoe fits…

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Uh…is it contagious?

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Bart Simpson’s hand in this…?

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So let me get this straight…you’re selling…WHAT?

Hope you enjoyed a chuckle or two. 😀

If you have a second, tell me what you think!  Leave a comment below…

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About 

JP Moses is a roughly-hewn man-child who first got into REI after reading Rich Dad, Poor Dad back in Y2K and went full time in 2002. He's tinkered in everything from landlording to short sales to rehabs to Realtoring to REOs to notes to owner financing, blah, blah, blah...Till he finally stuck his flag deep into wholesaling and has since flipped somewhere north of a couple hundred deals.

JP's not a “guru” but also doesn't think it's a bad word. Among his core values are authenticity, creativity, big honkin' value, general fun-ness and being unshaven. He's super proud to be chief blogger guy at REItips.com and host of the free REIology podcast. He also thoroughly enjoys sharing his 53 best real estate investing forms with anyone who wants them. You should totally check that out. :-)

  • Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

    Ben Cope’s last blog post..Are Video Sales Letters the “Next Big Thing” in Marketing?

  • Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

    Ben Cope’s last blog post..Are Video Sales Letters the “Next Big Thing” in Marketing?

  • Dave

    Classics!! The comments were even better!

  • Dave

    Classics!! The comments were even better!

  • Tim (ME)

    I like the tag line on the STD sign. “Making sure its yours”. Hmmmm…..

  • Tim (ME)

    I like the tag line on the STD sign. “Making sure its yours”. Hmmmm…..

  • Those are some funny signs JP. I especially like the Jamie Presgrove one. At first, I was like, what does he mean by that? Then I got a closer look and…

    It’s a tough call 🙂

    Peter

    Talk about competitive advantage marketing, huh?

  • Those are some funny signs JP. I especially like the Jamie Presgrove one. At first, I was like, what does he mean by that? Then I got a closer look and…

    It’s a tough call 🙂

    Peter

    Talk about competitive advantage marketing, huh?

  • Ken

    Here in central Ohio there is a realtor named Helen Waite. Her signs say… In need of a house? Go to Helen Waite. I swear it’s real and she is quite successful. Talk about hot deals!

  • Ken

    Here in central Ohio there is a realtor named Helen Waite. Her signs say… In need of a house? Go to Helen Waite. I swear it’s real and she is quite successful. Talk about hot deals!

  • Hilarious! I’ve seen some pretty “out there” signs before…but these really take the cake.
    Thanks for sharing!

  • Hilarious! I’ve seen some pretty “out there” signs before…but these really take the cake.
    Thanks for sharing!

  • Hahaha!

    JP MOSES HAS THE BEST BLOG IN THE BIZ.

    Hands down.

    Bob Loblaw´s last blog post..15-Minute Setup .. Instant Buyer & Seller Leads

  • Hahaha!

    JP MOSES HAS THE BEST BLOG IN THE BIZ.

    Hands down.

    Bob Loblaw´s last blog post..15-Minute Setup .. Instant Buyer & Seller Leads

  • Too good!! hilarious, you made my day!

  • Too good!! hilarious, you made my day!

  • Ben Dover….can anyone get me to Ben Dover….!!

    Can anyone tell me if there’s a Hoare in the house????

  • Ben Dover….can anyone get me to Ben Dover….!!

    Can anyone tell me if there’s a Hoare in the house????

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  • Quality. Anyone know of any more links to stuff like this

  • Quality. Anyone know of any more links to stuff like this

  • Really funny!
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  • yvonne Styhr

    Halarious! Love to laugh at real estate signs. Thanks for your humor.
    Yvonne Styhr-Thousand Oaks

  • yvonne Styhr

    Halarious! Love to laugh at real estate signs. Thanks for your humor.
    Yvonne Styhr-Thousand Oaks

  • Par

    Wow, this was the best laugh I had all day! I can’t decide if Buttram & Assoc or STD is my favorite. Love it!!!

  • Par

    Wow, this was the best laugh I had all day! I can’t decide if Buttram & Assoc or STD is my favorite. Love it!!!

  • I can't think of anything more immoral than letting fat cat CEO's and their captive boards rip off companies for big pay while the average worker and shareholder gets the shaft. It is obvious by now that shareholder governance isn't working. Anyone who is not a fatcat CEO who supports these fatcats is a tool.

  • I just sent this post to a bunch of my friends as I agree with most of what you’re saying here and the way you’ve presented it is awesome.
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  • Reminds me of the time I sent out my resume to 50 places and never heard back from anyone…
    My friend said, “Let me take a look at it and see if I can improve on it…”
    He took a look it and said, “Is there a reason you didn’t include your phone number?” UGH!!!!

  • That’s the great article! I just pass ‘n read it, two thumbs up! 😉

  • Thanks for the great site.

  • Hilarious! Love to laugh at real estate signs.