Ladies & Gentlemen…

…Good evening and welcome to the Annual Contractor Awards….

…This year’s proud nominees are…

Innovative Driveway Design

Stairs to...?

Alignment Challenge!

Welcome to the Funhouse!

Ceiling, meet stairs. Stairs, meet ceiling.

Why not to hire a drunk balcony installer.

I wonder which was built first?

Hmmmmmm...

Where giants go for a cash advance.

And the MC Escher Award goes to...

And the Winner Is!…

Ah, closeness.